When a guy is having sex and pulls out in the middle of ejaculating and leaves part of his load inside and part outside.
Guy: "Last night I was banging this chick and short-poured her"
Girl: "I have to go get the morning after pill because I got short-poured last night"
Guy: "See that beautiful woman over there? I'm going to short-pour her tonight"
Girl: "I have to go get the morning after pill because I got short-poured last night"
Guy: "See that beautiful woman over there? I'm going to short-pour her tonight"
by Mike the Machine November 13, 2016
1.) noun: The unconscionable result when a stingy bartender withholds egregiously on portion size in dispensing your overpriced libation.
2.) verb: To dispense an alcoholic beverage in a shamefully parsimonious fashion.
2.) verb: To dispense an alcoholic beverage in a shamefully parsimonious fashion.
by Dr. J. Iglesias, Esq. June 22, 2011