A woman, who sexually, is only a woman when it serves her purpose. Normally she assumes the role of male in her personal and business life by taking on masculine mannerisms thus negating her as female other than an outward appearance.
by Leopold rabbit February 19, 2018
Get the Functional Womanmug. 
by Grumpy Woman September 15, 2009
Get the Grumpy Womanmug. A woman who pleasures herself on a swinging roller coaster and climaxes as the ride swings to the highest point.
"Dad, why is water falling from that ride?"
"Oh, there must be a windmill woman riding it."
"Dad, what's a windmill woman?"
"Your mother."
"Oh, there must be a windmill woman riding it."
"Dad, what's a windmill woman?"
"Your mother."
by ZakkTheSneak April 19, 2018
Get the windmill womanmug. To not kiss on the mouth at all when having sex. Named from the line in the movie "Pretty Woman" when Julia Roberts who plays a prostitute tells Richard Gere her only rule is that she doesn't kiss on the mouth.
by ripcityswagger September 12, 2010
Get the pretty womanmug. A crusty woman is a woman whos vagina is crusty, meaning dry and hard. The crusty word comes from the reassamblance that the genital has to a scab.
by Penis the school shooter October 4, 2018
Get the Crusty womanmug. The best Woman in the world. She will hang with you when she is bored, text you inappropriately and send you confusing messages via social media. She's the most fun you're ever gonna have if you catch her smiling, if she's not smiling look away she's not to be messed with. She burns hot but she is cold as ice. Keep her glass full because she is thirsty.
If you got yourself a Whiskey Woman you're in for fun. Just don't piss her off she will give ya a blackeye!
by Happy Camper 1985 June 26, 2017
Get the Whiskey Womanmug.