jump maxing

To be gay but eat pussy

Person 1: Yo i just ate some pussy
Person 2: aren’t you gay
Person 1: yeah I was jump maxing

by Googol blipblip February 2, 2024

chapstick maxing

Using chapstick on your penis to help with the fluidity of jelqing

I was chapstick maxing when I rubbed my penis with chapstick

by Nathaniel D February 5, 2024

rope maxing

The act of killing your self in hopes of becoming a more active or successful person.

Fuck my life imma try rope maxing

by The great wonder February 8, 2024

Chops-maxing

When a friend in a video game is absolutely cooking, downright deep fryin, absolutely livin in the sauce, going 0-19 in the leaderboard, blaming their teammates, displaying single digit IQ, and displaying many reasons not to be considered intelligent life.

"Ayo bro you Chops-maxing! WTF!?"

by FinalFallen February 9, 2024

Smoka Maxing

Absolutely hating women, Named after a man named smoka

"He really treats all women like they're useless, Hes always Smoka Maxing

by LILHDD November 15, 2023

Pineapple maxing

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.

"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Poor-Maxing

where someone refuses to spend any amount of money on anything even when they need to

Jacob is poor-maxing

by minkjtr November 28, 2023