Lonely Water 

another name for an alcoholic beverage consumed by oneself.

what you drink when drinking alone or when you drink to forget a bad day.

can be an alcoholic substance..

Simon just went to the store and picked up his "lonely water".

"Hey man, whats that?"
"It's my lonely water..."
"Oh...good luck with that."

Lonely Water by PunkWafers May 25, 2009

lovelife 

The history of your personal sexual encounters or lack there of.

Jimmie's lovelife is very active and has lots of random sex with strangers. While kiersten's lovelife is horrible and hasnt gotten laid... in along time... maybe never... she better not...

lovelife by johnny shred August 23, 2005

lonely handles 

Rolls of fat, love handles, around the waist of people with no one to love.

Since my brother's gf left him, his love handles shall now be referred to as lonely handles.

lonely handles by Mister Knut October 11, 2012

Lonely Lobster 

A person(most commonly female)who engages in meaningless conversations with the nearest person to her, she will not really notice if you dont answer and will threaten to beat you if you call her mother and old man. But the problem is fixed if you tell her she is pretty and has nice breasts. A lonely lobster will follow you around and stare at you untill u make it certain to her that her presence is not enjoyable. She will give u bitch face and then walk away. This will take several tries for the Lonely Lobster to end this following trend.

Person1: "I love you"
Person2: "I love you too"
*kisses*
Lonely Lobster: "Aww how cute, do u wanna go get some breakfast with me??"
Person1: "Do i know you?"
LL: "Oh hi im Emilee!!!"
Person1: "ok"
Person2: "yeah can u go away now"
LL: *bitchface* "Fine i guess i wont be friends with you"

Lonely Lobster by [PissMagic420] July 7, 2008

anderson lovell 

A male prostitute addicted to crack with cheap ass implants, a fake stupid Spanish accent and herpes.

GAY GUY 1: I just got laid tonight. His name was Anderson Lovell.
GAY GUY 2: EW!
GAY GUY 1: What?
GAY GUY 2: Look him up on Urban Dictionary, dude. Sucks to be you.

anderson lovell by ALavois September 14, 2016

Loveless Marriage 

When you're married to someone you're not in love with. It's loveless.

Person 1: "You single?"

Person 2: "I'm in a loveless marriage."

Loveless Marriage by ibdora March 19, 2019

Lonely 

Lonely as in being alone (single gang)

Ayyye where the lonely gang at

Lonely by Liv_YEYEElonleygang November 19, 2019