The Stripper Knot

First you pick up some strippers. Then you take some rope and tie a knot then throw it down on the ground. When the stripper goes to pick it up, you hit her with a two-by-four and give her a big knot on her head.

Want to learn how to tie The Stripper Knot?

by Jay & Brian September 9, 2011

dogdog the dog knot

A truly superior species in every way. Originated from the center of the universe and hopes to one day bring an end to all life.

dogdog the dog knot is coming. leave a serving of spaghetti in front of the door and never stop listening to My Name Jeff vine compilations or you will be vaporized.

by kuraac isnt real February 5, 2018

dog knot

A pile of shit that has a pretzel like appearance much like that of a large dog.

Who in the hell left this nasty ass dog knot in the toilet!!!!

I was walking on the lawn and stepped in a giant don knot.

by B Warden March 28, 2007

Balloon Knot

Butthole. My butthole actually.

Get your finger out of my balloon knot.

by omegaman December 10, 2008

knorkoon

like a spork but also with a knife ! a knife spoon and fork in the same eating utensil .

screw your spork , i got a knorkoon !

by Sarah Turner March 21, 2008

Knords

Free from impromptu like singing including but not limited to ooooohs, laaaaas, loooooos, woddila's, ooohdilaa's, dooodilas lodi lodi leh's, etc. etc. They are often sang by a background chorus in jazz like melodies. Typical genre's include Broadway show tunes, upbeat jingles of the roaring 20’s and feel good Christmas music.

Check out some serious Knords in Michael Buble's rendition of "Jingle Bells"

by zonkers77 September 16, 2012

knottingley

Biggest fucking shit hole in England

I’d rather kill myself than go to knottingley it’s a right shit hole

by Blow yourload and hit the road October 28, 2018