Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The pinnacle of Catholic blasphemous interjections. Often shouted, and done so only when the situation calls for it.

*A giant brown bear runs into the middle of the road, as you are driving down it*

You: JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! *Swerve*

by A Non-E Moose December 11, 2007

Flag

Get the Jesus, Mary, and Joseph mug.

jesus is my homeboy

One whos homeboy is jesus.

Jesus is my homeboy fo life.

by cartman5000 August 9, 2004

Flag

Get the jesus is my homeboy mug.

Related Words

Jebus • Jebus Crife • jebus chris • Jebus Chripes • Jebus chriss • jebus christ • Jebus Christus • Jebus Crew • jebus cricky • Jebus Cripes

Super Jesus was formed in 5 A.D. when he conquered the Romans, and ate their souls to gain their power. Super Jesus has the extreme power of 100 Jesus' put together and has abs that you can break walnuts over. He has been known to hold a bigass hammer and is often smiting anything in his path. He is also the father of Captain Planet and Super Man.

Any real example of Super Jesus would implode the universe 10 times over.

by fritzicles March 8, 2007

Flag

Get the super jesus mug.

Jesus Lizard

A lizard that can run across the water at sub-sonic speeds.

Dude: "Jesus Christ, what was that?!"

Mang: "Jesus Lizard, Dude."

by Insaneplanet August 13, 2004

Flag

Get the Jesus Lizard mug.

jesus weld

1. The raised line running sagittal along the median of the scrotum. Formed prenatally in the first trimester when the potential labia fuse together. Most notable after swimming in cold water. So named because this is where Jesus "welded" the scrotum together.
2. That line on the nutsack going from the gooch to the dons.

"Lisa licked all up on my Jesus weld last night."

by Homeless Kevin June 25, 2006

Flag