hog tailing

Using your sphincter to push your feces in and out of your butt without touching the water.

"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"

"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"

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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."

"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."

by stinky_hogtailer May 31, 2016

Hog Noggin'

The lowering of standards around the holidays (especially New Years) to increase your chances of getting a piece of ass.

It has been so long since I have been laid and the year is almost over so I'm going Hog Noggin'.

by Roganoid December 25, 2020

Loot hog

A bad friend who would rather have a scar then help his team!

Man B goes for every supply drop he’s such a loot hog

by B1g d1ck April 13, 2018

Chugging the hog

Oral sex performed on a male.

When someone performs oral sex on a man, they are said to be Chugging the Hog

by Unbalanced_load January 21, 2017

hog collar

When u place a fat chick in a state of dibs between boys

Me and my buddy were cruising the strip but couldn't find a proper female but seen a cute chubby girl and I told him I'm putting a hog collar on that one. Which placed her in a state of dibs

by L-dogg41510_420 June 5, 2017

Pew Hog

A greased up altar boy who is let loose in the empty pews in between Catholic masses, and is then chased by a sporty priest, not unlike a fox hunt. In some instances the Pew Hog may be fitted with incense smoke signals, or a tall crucifix similar to a flag fitted to a dune buggy for easier tracking. The Pew Hog may utilize any portion of the empty chapel and altar to evade the yearning hands of the priest, but the baptismal bath is off limits. A Pew Hog can be used anytime they are available, but are typically reserved for important Catholic holidays (i.e. Christmas or Easter) to get the priest jazzed up. Utilizing a Pew Hog around the holidays also decreases the chances of the Hog's parents giving a shit.

Father O'Kelley, your new Pew Hog is greased and ready to squeal.

by DickSlab123 October 23, 2018

hog's bait

A "hog's bait" is a large meal that one has consumed (generally enough to "bait" a hog and catch it). A "hog's bait" is also when a person has had enough of a certain situation.

Generally used in the deep south.

Damn that was a good buffet. I ate a hog's bait.
I tell you what, I've had a hog's bait of his smart mouth.

by ole so and so May 31, 2013