Mam hammock

A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.

After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.

by Apatoeman July 21, 2018

wet hammock

When you plank across a hallway like a hammock and your girl sits on top of you while you do the dirty

“what were you guys doing last night?”
“wet hammocking. my whole body hurts”

by wethammocklover69 October 24, 2018

Banana Hammock

A hammock made from the sweat and tears of banana farmers across the world ... what ? You seriously thought it was a hammock made of bananas ?

I like banana hammock ... yes my hammock is good.

by JayIsNormalManChild November 30, 2018

Happy Hammock

When your happy trail wraps all the way under your junk it comes up your butt crack

That guy ain't got no happy trail, he got a happy hammock

by 441BR March 8, 2019

ivan hammond

Memer

Ivan Hammond is a memer

by Golden flame March 10, 2019

banana hammock

g string for men holding their, well, holding their hairy cock

i love your banana hammock

by regerts kinda like rug rats June 26, 2019

lynn hammoud

a lebanese xo fan. It is known that she LOVESSS THE WEEKND. XO till she overdose. XOTSOD. In addition to that she’s soooo beautiful, kind, sweet. SUCH AN XO QUEEN.

lynn hammoud? Oh the xo fan girl ?..

by carenxo April 19, 2019