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Goat man 

Some one with a lot of hair this can include arms and legs but mostly applies to people with long hair, beards and moustaches who tend to stroke them. In some unfortunate cases, this can also apply to women.
Mayo is waiting outside the gates of a University with her friends, Philadelphia and Summer. A man wearing a long blue cloak dotted with silver stars, half moon spectacles walks past. He has long white hair and a beard. He is wearing a pointed hat. He strokes his beard in thought.

P: He is such a goat man!!!
S: Lol, yeah.

M: That can't be. No. It is. It is!! *runs after him*
A: What??? Where's she going?
P: OMG!!! IT IS!!! *runs after him screaming "Dumbledore"*
S: Who's Rumblemore????
Goat man by THE CHEESE TEACHER August 5, 2012
Related Words
goat Goated goatse goating goatfuck goat fucker Goatman goatee goaty goat boy

Goat Dick 

A large blunt or cigar. Resembling a goats dick.
I'm about to roll a goat dick
Goat Dick by k Keister's quick February 2, 2015

goat the tolet 

This is how some people (esp. elderly women) pronounce the phrase, "go to the toliet".
{Norm}: Cummon Helen, let's go!
{Helen}: Hang on a moment Norm, I need to goat the tolet before we leave.
goat the tolet by Telephony July 19, 2016

Goat Lips 

When a girl give a guy a hickey with her vagina.
Cindy gave Johny goat lips.
Goat Lips by KrazyCosmo August 21, 2006

goat roper 

A wannabe cowboy who wears their boots over their pants, thus showing their ignorance of the purpose of the boots. They are more concerned with showing off how expensive their boots are, than practicality. (You wear your pants over your boots to keep snow, mud, and shit out of them.)
Why are you wearing your boots like a goat roper? Untuck them so the snow doesn't go inside!
goat roper by KatK November 26, 2007

goat pictures 

A speculative reason why a despicable, two-faced person remains employed.

The unseen picture supposedly portrays the person in question engaged in faggoty behavior with a goat.
Q: Melvin is such a worthless slime. How does he keep his job here?

A: He probably has goat pictures of the boss.