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goat bags

holy shit have you seen DANIELLES goat bags? they are fuckin HUGE!
by SiCkWiTeMs January 30, 2008
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The Rule of Goats

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021
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Throat Goat

Dude have you heard? Hailey's a throat goat.
by AstralNull April 28, 2022
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Media Goat

Pessi is a midget from Argentina who has enjoyed his lavishly through fake fames he has earned using media. He is so corrupted you in nature.Medias such as Goal,Sofa score, ESPN, sports 18.The greatest robbery in the history of the world (The 2021 Ballon dor was done by pecho frio.It was done by g giving bribe to France football.
Media goat is finished in the farmer league.
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goat leaf

A doo-rag used as a loin-cloth.
Yo! Your goat leaf was lookin pretty fresh at da club last night.
by Bonquisha January 2, 2005
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Goat Milk

Goat Milk See: Milked and Goated

I was milkin some serious goats yesterday!
by TheMilkerOfGoats June 27, 2011
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goat spray

A perfume or body spray used to ensure that one doesn't smell like a goat. Sometimes used in conjunction with amonkey bath when one is short on time.

Also, a spray that has been used specifically to cover up and/or mask the smell of body odor, cigarette smoke, or any other foul odors.
Katie: "Are you going to take a shower before we go out?"
Sheri: "Nah, a monkey bath and some goat spray should do it."
by Resident Drunk January 8, 2008
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