fucked to shit

The art of being so deep, one cannot begin to even think of surfacing back into the normality of life.

'Charles, you didn't make the last pick up on time. That's three in a row. Consider yourself fucked to shit.'

by G-man From Mish September 4, 2008

Banana Fucker

one who eats a banana, then tapes the peel back together, stuffs it between two matresses and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with it.

yo glen johnson is a fuckin banana fucker

by a guy that knows a banana fuck December 15, 2009

I'm Fucked Up

The term used if someone likes or does things that are typically found messed up or extremely gross.

I laugh at dead people and people say that I'm fucked up

by Mr.Mistaken March 6, 2018

chicken fucker

term commonly used by law enforcement agents to describe a person caught speeding

i can say meow
i can say moo
hell for 20 bucks i'll call the guy a chicken fucker
...
license and registration, chicken fucker

by officer rod farva September 17, 2004

fat mother fucker

Just a really, really, really fat person.

Man, that kid in gym class is one fat mother fucker!

by roobot December 10, 2006

To Be Fucked List

a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.

Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."

by Pete Dick February 13, 2008

stripper fucker

1. One of a legendary, mysterious secret brotherhood dedicated to the overthrow of the triangle theory and the debunkment of the "glamorous, empowered stripper: desperate, 'pathetic loser' customer" mythos prevalent in strip clubs. Or simply put, any dick-slingling outlaw who's made a habit of fucking strippers under the lauded noses of the stripping establishment(i.e., the wanna-be pimping staff & owners,the nay saying ass kissing flunkies/junkies and of course, the strippers themselves.
2. A man who has conquered 2 or more exotic dancers sexually.

Stripper fuckers exist, son. They're like the strip club equivalent of the Illuminati, or the Massod, or the Sith, but they're out there. Don't let the disparaging talk of the "industry insiders", "mack-to-nigts", "wanna be pimp employees" or the
goddamned self important "empowered" goddesses and their armies of fawing, adulatory "flunkie/junkie" worshippers, fans and friends put any doubt in your mind. In every city, in evry strip club scene, yea, in every club itself, there's bound to be one or two about. Wreaking havok with the "sisterhood"!

by seamus shane December 1, 2006