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flirt rapist

One who flirts with blatant disregard for how unwanted said flirting may be
1) Feel free to tell me if it's outta hand though, I'm not a flirt rapist or anything .
2) seriously? God, that guy is such a flirt racist...creeps me out.
by Jaydaddyfresh November 30, 2016
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Flartcenta

To expel intestinal gas through the anus after a giant poo. Like one expels a placenta after childbirth.
Oh man.. I feel so good after I do my

~~
-What was that?
--Oh, just my daily flartcenta
by Flartcenta January 5, 2017
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Flart

To have a fart that smells very bad or very good.
by Da Fishtuber January 17, 2017
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Flarting

The act of using flatulence to flirt.
Tom ripped a big fart under the sheets, then looked shyly over towards Amber. Amber looked deep into his eyes and then let a tiny squeak seep out in the form of a fart. Now Tom realized she was flarting with him.
by Penguin Pig May 2, 2017
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Flart

A flirty woman who tends to have gas
Janet is such a flart! She was "being friendly" with Carlos and let one rip.
by The_Woman May 3, 2017
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flirt fodder

Girls in which you have no intention of sleeping with or dating and are only used to practice fliting.
That girl has no personality but I can still use her as flirt fodder.
by G3RBil May 18, 2017
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flirting with a cop

Being pulled over; interrogation by a cop; unexpected rear view flashing lights; irrational ticket violation.

•If you are driving and a cop pulls you over for nothing out of the ordinary.

•If a cop gives an irrational reason for pulling you over; such as:
- "I didn't see your seatbelt."
- "You didn't use your blinker before turning."
- "You were just about 5mph over the speed limit."
- "I noticed you turned a little too fast around that corner."
• I was on my way home before I was pulled over to flirt with a cop.
• Just flirted with a cop trying to drive to work.
• I didn't expect to be flirting with a cop for not fully stopping at a stop sign.
• Just flirted with a cop for not using my blinker! But he thankfully gave me a warning for such a minor mistake.
by LeviathinDefinerOfTheDeep July 27, 2017
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