she does everything

A sexual reference about a female that participates in sex utilising every oriface on her body.

You fucked her!? What was it like??
Mate...."she does everything".

by Signor Dick Pic November 2, 2013

the asshole doesn't fall far from the tree

When a son/daughter is intolerable or unlikable, just like their father/mother.

The neighbor boy must be taking lessons from his father. He let his dog poop in our yard again," I said. "The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.

by HOEL November 8, 2010

why does the urban dictionary swear so much

Because it defines the words into an easy definition to understand by using words that most people use instead of scientific definitions that are hard to under stand, and most people swear in there daily routine. So supposedly it's supposed to make it easier to understand.

So many people swear these days. Like why does the urban dictionary swear so much? It's crazy!

by Logically real April 21, 2018

Domestic Terrorism

The attempted coup on the capital on January 6th by trump supporters

The attempted coup on the capital on January 6th was an act of domestic terrorism.

by TrashyOctopus29 January 9, 2021

Does your phone do this...

A cheap and very dull joke often played out by silly little girls. After a telephone conversation, the female says.. "Does your phone do this..." and then hangs up, leaving the intelligent male baffled as to exactly what is happening as he hangs on, waiting for the stupid female to talk back, but of course she has gone!

Toni: "Hey Geoff, does your phone do this..."
<silence>
Geoff: "What?"
Geoff: "Hello...?"
Geoff: "Helloooo...?"
Geoff: "Bi-atch!!"

by John Lidgley May 23, 2008

What does that even mean?

A rhetorical question asked to undermine someone's point or argument; a more abrupt version of "that doesn't make sense" or "that's not relevant;" sometimes "I don't understand and it's your fault."

(1)

A: Poor people in rural Indiana are poor because they live in rural Indiana.
B: What does that even mean?

(2)

A: Where have you been for the past few months? I've be calling and writing and haven't heard anything back.
B: I went dark for a while.
A: What does that even mean?

by TebowTime23 January 9, 2015

dives

A dives means 5 pounds worth of weed or half a bennerz.

safe blud wanna buy a dives

by skamsc January 20, 2008