Dirty cransten

The sexual act in witch ;,(best preformed with doggy style)ok the man grabs the girls hair tucks it under her neck and then tentions it from behind while flicking her bean or nipple

I had the best sex last night my husband preformed the dirty cransten in me I came so hard my pussy is still tingling 👌

by Dirty pit February 5, 2025

Misses Crabs?

Fat bitches who come with shelving.

Misses Crabs? Oh wait is that a turkey sandwich eh eh.

by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025

Decatur Crabs

Decatur crabs is a slang-label to avoid a white female from Decatur Ohio who has slept with a black male.

“She’s got them Decatur crabs bro, steer clear.”

by BlunderBuck July 8, 2025

mess of crabs

a whole shit load of crotch critters

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs

by red kong July 6, 2014

alaskan king crabs

Crabs and genital warts combined

Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.

by 420024 anal June 18, 2018

creepy crawly crabs package

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice

Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package

by thebadwrench April 21, 2018

rock-a-chaws

You know the little poky things on the back that are in the grass, sea wall, just ab anywhere you can step on and ruin your trip to the beach. Yeah it’s thoes things

Sh*% Gregg what did I just step on it hurts like hell (rock-a-chaws)

Hey my dog has something stuck in its paw sense we left the beach do you know what it is... no I never did

by Jacobspeddddd December 30, 2017