mirth control pill

A male birth control pill.

10 shots of Jack Daniels and a 30 pack of Keystone light is the most effective mirth control pill known to man.

by sdavis November 22, 2009

Mod Controller

A special controller for the PS3. Mod controllers use a special mechanical flaw, where when you pull the trigger, the button presses two levers that shoot the weapon you are holding three times as fast. This type of controller is usually used in first person shooters like Black Ops.

You do you have a mod controller for your PS3

by MW2 Freak January 16, 2011

mind-controlling nose gnome

A once considered mythical creature that lives in the oversized and distracting wart on the end of a nose. Only a wart gnome attached to a waron has the ability for mind control. The gnome often is perverse and has a one-track objective. The gnome has the appearance of a racecar driver and controlls the host with a steering wheel.

The waron walked up behind me and then the mind-controlling nose gnome ordered him to put his hands on my body. Gross!

by boomerang19 June 21, 2006

In Control

To make love illictly on the floor of your parents' spare room.

"Dad. I'm in control"

by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003

Birth Control

A term used to describe something/someone ugly. Can be used to describe a person's face, clothes, or personality.

Jack: Wow, her clothes are major birth control.

Jerry: Yeah so is her face.

by Jennaftw November 21, 2009

Quality Control

A method whereby the Urban Dictionary gets cleaned up, otherwise it would get filled with "Flubby Wubby is gay", incitement to racial hatred, and juvenile verbal diarrhoea.

At a job interview at the local biscuit factory for Quality Controller.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"


I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.

by Kerb December 1, 2004

birth control

1.) The most horrific thing you could ever find out that your girlfriend was on before you met her if she is your first bareback. The single handed most mentally destructive piece of information a man could ever permanantly burden himself with.

2.) The biggest cause of retroactive jealousy and primal rage known in existence.

Me : Dude my gf told me she was on birth control with her last two extremely long term bfs before I met her, now my mind is plagued with thoughts of semen gushing out of her snatch every time I get near it.

Bystander : dump that cum dumpster?

by poortourcheredsoul October 7, 2010