A type of Bernard
Bernard Cribbins is like my uncle only he doesn't bleed so oft.
A person, animal or carnivorous plant that finds nourishment in the arse of others.
Emilie is, without shadow of a doubt, one of the world's most adept bottynibblers.
A small cork lady to be placed inside your warmest bits as a plug.
Ruby, my chazzy nozzle has floated beyond and I'm gushing.
An affectionate term for a Catherine Price
Return to sender.
A thing for holding corn
Crunch crunch mmmmm
A versatile spuddish whore house.
Drop you trousers Sir William, I cannot wait till breakfast
To make love illictly on the floor of your parents' spare room.
"Dad. I'm in control"