buying water 

Putting random coins into a fountain and wishing, although knowing they will not come true.

Kid 1: "What are you doing, wishing?"
Guy 2: "No! I am just buying water!"

buying water by Seshie March 11, 2009

Buying ladders

When you make a bunch of ways to get yourself out of a situation but they all end up failing anyways

Dude your relationship is over stop Buying ladders and move on

Buying ladders by Rustybeartrap April 24, 2011

buypolar disorder 

A serious mental malady whereby you are convinced that you have sufficient persuasion/hyping-capabilities to sell ice to Eskimos.

Billy Mays is said to have been so skilled at salesmanship that he could sell ice to an Eskimo, but I never found him all that appealing or convincing, so maybe he just had buypolar disorder if he actually thought that about himself.

buypolar disorder by QuacksO May 8, 2019

buyed 

the past tense of buy that only idiots use

big man me i buyed dem ting form the man dem

buyed by dodgy afghan November 1, 2020

buysexual

someone who is sexual with anybody who buys them things they want

That boy / girl is buysexual, he'll have sex with any guy who buys him stuff

buysexual by kurt diamond September 16, 2006

buyer 

A form of entertainment that is so amazing, it is worth buying to appreciate again.

(Finishes watching movie)
"Wow! That is sooo a buyer!"

buyer by Typical Teenager March 9, 2008

last minute e buyer 

A person who likes to bid on the things they want at the last 5 or 2 minutes, total pricks who put down a million dollars so no one would win the auction.

Mr.Jones likes to bid on the last minutes,
Mr.Jones must die!

last minute e buyer by prince pwnage March 15, 2004