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When English learners (and those idiots who don't want to learn) want to say "bought", which is the past tense of buy.
FakeEnglishGuy: He buyed this laptop.
Person: English mofo! Do you speak it?
buyed by justDC September 21, 2017
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the past tense of buy that only idiots use
big man me i buyed dem ting form the man dem
buyed by dodgy afghan November 1, 2020
Related Words
Buyed Best Buyed boyed buked Bused buyers remorse bued Buxed BUYEST buyers
the past tense of buy which only idiots use
boss man me i buyed dem tings
buyed by dodgy afghan November 1, 2020
Past tense of brought
"Adam Buyed some Pringles"
Buyed by Grayceeee June 23, 2016

Best Buyed 

Best Buy didn't honor my warranty, I just got best buyed.
Best Buyed by KjKoolGuy October 19, 2013

Best buyed 

Best buyed is when you go to best buy and you buy something and when you get out of the store you realize that you've been ripped off.
"God F#$@ I paid $2000 more than I should have... I've been best buyed."
Best buyed by Peter The May 15, 2016

micro console buyer man 

Scott the woz
Micro console buyer man only talks about stupid Nintendo games.
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murderhobo 

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