buyed 

When English learners (and those idiots who don't want to learn) want to say "bought", which is the past tense of buy.

FakeEnglishGuy: He buyed this laptop.
Person: English mofo! Do you speak it?

buyed by justDC September 21, 2017

buyed 

the past tense of buy that only idiots use

big man me i buyed dem ting form the man dem

buyed by dodgy afghan November 1, 2020

buyed 

the past tense of buy which only idiots use

boss man me i buyed dem tings

buyed by dodgy afghan November 1, 2020

Buyed 

Past tense of brought

"Adam Buyed some Pringles"

Buyed by Grayceeee June 23, 2016

Best Buyed 

Getting screwed over by Best Buy.

Best Buy didn't honor my warranty, I just got best buyed.

Best Buyed by KjKoolGuy October 19, 2013

Best buyed 

Best buyed is when you go to best buy and you buy something and when you get out of the store you realize that you've been ripped off.

"God F#$@ I paid $2000 more than I should have... I've been best buyed."

Best buyed by Peter The May 15, 2016

micro console buyer man 

Scott the woz

Micro console buyer man only talks about stupid Nintendo games.

micro console buyer man by cheeseman132 April 5, 2021