A nasty case of explosive diarrhea that coats the inside of a toilet bowl like a Jackson Pollock painting.
1. Man, those spicy hot pork rinds made me Pollock the bowl. 2. I was ready to take a dump at the gas station, but I ended up tossing my cookies when I looked down and saw that some jackass had Pollocked the bowl.
The act of inserting one's penis into another man's anus while wearing a dry, expired condom and using no extra lubricant. Results in severe rectal chafing and in some cases, bloody stool.
Met this guy at a club last night and he gave me the best Texas Dust Bowl of my life. I just can't sit down.