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Baptysm

Refers to your first or "crash course" time of using a movie-prop handgun.
According to the "T2" bonus material, Robert Patrick had never handled a firearm before training for the role of the T1000; he received his Baptysm shortly after signing on to be an actor in the film.
by QuacksO October 27, 2020
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Baptism

When she's on her knees in the shower and ready to get the dick in her mouth, you stretch your sack out into the shape of a bowl and fill it up with water. Then you dump that holy water on that bitches head to let her know she is blessed enough to gargle your unwanted children.
That bitch wanted to choke down the pole in the shower, so I had to give her a baptism to suck down on this communion.
by A ball moron October 16, 2020
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barhtmalfuel

Barhtmalfuel: What you call your smart friend that’s actually dumb
Hey Barhtmalfuel
by Thanos Jr November 24, 2020
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bathtub

person 1: what happened to stanley in it chapter 2?
person 2: he died in a bathtub
by aschbwhera February 12, 2021
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Bathtub Bluedart

I thought it would be interesting to see what a bluedart would look like if you launched a fart in the bathtub, lit the methane gas as it broke the surface of the water and capture all of it with high speed cameras. I started with one highspeed camera to test the timing and ended up using two that were parallel to each other and mounted them individually on motorized tracks. Both cameras and tracks were submerged and lowered to the exit. Several attempts were made to get the precise timing so that the cameras would launch at the beginning of the first bubble and travel out of water at exactly the sametime, then continuing upward 8 inches above the waters surface. My well timed assistant Veronica, used a Bic and lit the gas as it exited the water. Eureka! We filmed 25 seconds of underwater bubble paradise, that I still use as a Sscreensaver today. An additional 25 seconds was fillmed out of water capturing the first bubble pushing its way through the waters to the awaiting flame. It egnited a myriad of blue colors, each bubble liting the next as it exited.

It is still my favorite highspeed film to date.
I was surprised by the shear size of the flame that was created as my Bathtub Bluedart exited the water nearly taking my eyebrow off.
by Bluedart February 20, 2021
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Baptist joy

A joy that baptizes, also the most amazing person
You: Hey im feeling baptist joy
me: cool

Me: I LOVE YOU BAPTIST JOY
by narry4life February 22, 2021
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Baptist two-step

A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.
Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears
by Hk1234 January 14, 2021
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