bapht

bapht : a skinny queen

someone who is so skinny that their waist is pretty much non existent

“ omg look at that bapht ”
“ we’re such baphts ”

by honeylima February 18, 2025

baptazia

The raw mix of heavy drum n' bass with middle american evangelical churches. Absolute genius, popularly shown in remixed youtube videos by airloaf.

Got some Baptazia goin on down at the church this Sunday. Gonna be massive.

by JPNorman94 November 25, 2009

Jean-Baptiste Maunier

A French actor and singer born December 22nd, 1990. Maunier gained fame for his starring role in the 2004 French film Les Choristes, in which Maunier plays Pierre Morhange, a delinquent with an exceptional singing voice at the correctional school Fond de L'Étang.

Person 1: We had to watch 'Les Choristes' for french class...

Person 2: Aw man, that sucks

Person 1: No, it had Jean-Baptiste Maunier as Morhange!!! HE'S SO FRIGGIN HAWT!!!!

by leschoristes354 February 24, 2010

jean-baptiste

The most handsome and gentle French guy ever. jean-baptiste is hot, sexy, sweet & a great friend, you should all know one and have one in your life.

I love jean-baptiste, he's so perfect!

by frenchycorgi September 23, 2020

bathtub mermaid

A way to describe someone who is so obsessed with something that if that "something" is gone, then they'd be helpless without it; As if a mermaid were in a bathtub and someone pulled the plug.

They're such a bathtub mermaid, obsessing over a stupid thing like that.

by AzureGummy March 28, 2017

Liberty Baptist Church

May or may not be a church with disgusting beliefs or a pumpkinoid sex cult. We aren't really sure and have no way of knowing. Associated with Pastor Tommy McMurtry.

"I'm so excited to get dirty with the Liberty Baptist Church's pumpkins at straight pride!"

by simping for sidon June 6, 2019

Westboro Baptist Church

The reason I'm not going to Topeka, Kansas. Those people are super-insane. They consist of Fred Phelps, 9 out of 13 of his children (among them including Shirley Phelps-Roper), their 50+ grandchildren, and 7-10 great-grandchildren. These people claim that God hates everybody: Catholics, Iraq War casaulties, Swedes, the Irish, Latter-Day Saints, Muslims, and above all else gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and transgendered people. These people also picket funerals of, well, anybody: Iraq war casaulties, Katrina victims, 9/11 victims, hate crime victims, HIV/AIDS victims, etc.

Person 1: Hey, let's go to Topeka. What's there to see?

Person 2: Well, we can see the Westboro Baptist Church members disrespecting the dead by picketing funerals.

Person 1: Ok, dude. I don't want anything to do with those people. Let's go somewhere else.

Person 2: Good point

by an anonymous citizen July 13, 2009