WINNER!

The annoying little ads that flash at you and wont go AWAY!!

(also they are lies... lies I tell you)

If this banner is flashing, you're a WINNER! click here to claim you prize

by NIK January 19, 2004

Winter wonderland psychosis

The phenomenon in which a person begins to see the cold, the snow and the gray sky as beautiful. Often they will describe the cold as "invigorating", the snow as "crystal blue" and the frigid season as "cozy". The use of these descriptors for the early months of the year is, in fact, diagnostic for this malady. The only effective treatment is a move to a warmer clime.

Lesley (euphorically giggling) "I love the crunch of the crystal blue snow under my feet when I walk to my car. The season is so invigorating! Tonight I want to stay in and make cocoa for the whole neighborhood!"

"That's it. You have to see a professional. You have winter wonderland psychosis."

by Cirdellin January 18, 2010

Winter Classic

An outdoor NHL game that occurs on the first day of each year. Usually broadcasted nationwide.

The Winter Classic is Sidney Crosby favorite event, win or lose.

by Shittsburgh Penguins suck January 5, 2011

winner

An extremely useful phrase in the petty world of masculine point-scoring in which many of us dwell.

It is used immediately after some form of victory has been attained. The scale of this victory is irrelevant. The phrase simply serves to rub salt in to the wound. It is used in all variety of situations and always to great comic effect.

"Oh my days, look at the shark, WINNNAARR"

by morgangills February 23, 2005

Winter-een-mas

A holiday between January 25th-31st for games and gamers.

"I wonder if we'll ever be able to take time off work for Winter-een-mas."

"I wonder if we'll be able to sue our bosses for religious suppression if they don't let us take time off work for Winter-een-mas."

"I wonder if I can get you to shut up about Winter-een-mas."

Happy Winter-een-mas!

by Mary January 23, 2004

winger

An especially irksome adolescent who poses as cool by hanging out with the loser crowd, but who is nontheless rejected by them. Derived from the character Stuart of Beavis-and-Butthead fame who wore a Winger t-shirt. Synonomous with dork, dweeb, goob

Look at that winger hanging out with the stoners.

by Brennan Milligan May 13, 2005

winter

A woman who doesnt care, emotionless. Doesnt look for love has shutdown emotionally

Stephanie has been hurt so many times she's as cold as winter now, smell me?

by Dear Summer February 7, 2007