red wine supernova

'Red wine supernova' is a play on the term 'champagne supernova'
a euphemism for an explosive hookup

Let’s listen to “Red Wine Supernova” by Chappell Roan.

by Ravenwhiteclaw August 17, 2024

wine tit

A person who cry's over everything saying they're still attached to their mothers tit

Stop being such a wine tit

by Wine tit February 7, 2019

The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It's not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as an adult high chair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.

"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."

by Nacho Burris November 27, 2023

wine

The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together

Alison I’ll drink your wine. Alison, by Slowdive

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 15, 2020

box o' wine

Wine in a box (ex. Franzia)

She really likes the box o' wine; maybe a little too much.

by georgiatx92 September 3, 2010

Wine Cap

Similar to a night cap but with wine, usually moms or women. The wine helps them relax and unwind from their chaotic day, and prevents them from going full psycho bitch on their spouse or man friend because of a build up of resentment.

Neighbor Friend 1: Hey Jess want to have a wine cap on the porch?
Neighbor Friend 2: Yeah, Ill be down in a minute, I'm gonna need a bottle cap after the day i've had, i almost lost my shit on him.

Neighbor Friend 1: Oh, know what did he say/do?

by KJASK October 31, 2014

Wine Night

A night of casually drinking that suddenly turns into finishing a whole wine bag and ending up on the bathroom floor.

We had a wine night last night, or so i was told .

by anonymous January 26, 2023