wine window

The open space of time when drinking wine where you feel really good and flirty for having sexy time... then the wine window closes, and you only feel like sleeping

I felt awesome, so buzzed and horny! The wine window was definitely open! But he was playing xbox for too long, so it closed.

by spymax November 29, 2010

Unwilling Wine Stein

The Unwilling Wine Stein is a "wine" of choice, unknowingly spiked with quaaludes and served in a beer stein to conceal the impurities.

Typically served at frat parties but has gained popularity in the Hollywood rape culture

Aptly named after Hollywood producer, Harvey Weinstein.

I went to a Hollywood party last weekend, drinking wine from a beer stein... next thing you know, some fat guy is yanking out my tampon and eating my pussy.

I think I drank the Unwilling Wine Stein

by 1MD October 31, 2017

Georgia wine tasting

The tasting of wine off the surface of a scrotum.

Hey we’re gonna do wine tasting but we’re gonna do Georgia wine Tasting so everybody get on your knees and get ready to lick this wine off my nuts

by Troll me and wine April 24, 2021

Widows Wine

The girl that makes you leave your wife.

Danm that girl over there is widows wine to every man

by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017

Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently forgets to do so.

I guess I'll run to the corner store to get some wine as the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

Property wine ponies

The state of adoration for all of the above

"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"

by Pumpkin Palace November 16, 2021

Women Drinking Wine

When a woman sees a photo of herself drinking wine, in what is almost certainly a sexual scenario with a suitor of ill repute, and pretends she isn’t the woman drinking wine.

Becky looked at the photo of a bottle, held erect in the air, with a firm full mouth grip, and scantily clad Becky drank from, as Raul’s heart raced, knowing she was emotionally in turmoil and could be manipulated “that’s a women drinking wine” said Becky.

by Third Leg Chuck July 22, 2022