trouser vagina 

When one's trousers split at the stitching under the crotch resulting in a trouser vagina.

Connor: Piggy back! *Izzo gets on*
Izzo: Pete, you get on now!
*Pete jumps on*
Pete: FUCK SAKE! Just got a trouser vagina! Don't fuck me guys! Please.

trouser vagina by Pete616 June 6, 2011

Vagina Boner 

Noun -an enlarged and rigid state of the vagina, typically in female sexual excitement.

"Lydia had a vagina boner when checking out Flush Studios.com"

Vagina Boner by Saucy_Jack June 24, 2009

bleeding vagina 

refers to those who constantly bitch and moan about every single thing that is wrong with their life. Originally only associated with women, but has recently been used to describe an emo male, as well.

Gary: You only talk to me, when you need me. If there isn't gossip, or boy problems, I don't exist.
Thien: Oh shut up, Gary, you're such a bleeding vagina.

bleeding vagina by tinnican February 11, 2006

Vagina 

Something that women possess, and all men desire.

I want to lick her Vagina

Vagina by Erik H Green August 11, 2008

moist vagina 

1. when a female is sexually aroused

2. chicken: someone who is scared to do something; usually sexual or dangerous

1. and 2. Dude, quit being a moist vagina and give her a moist vagina!

moist vagina by rochman March 21, 2008

vagina dentata 

1. A Freudian concept that all men are subconsiously afraid that their wives want to slice off their genitals. The term is Latin for "toothed vagina".

2. Name of a women's movement in Denmark that calls for women to not be submissive or un-agressive when in danger or being persecuted.

John Bobbit should have read up on vagina dentata.

vagina dentata by Colony January 21, 2004

Vagina Block 

The two-handed block move (right over the hole!) used by a woman to prevent a dirty, unwanted penis from going in her. High success rate. Works every time. More successful when accompanied by a "VAGINA BLOCK" scream.

"Dude, I was totally trying to get with this girl last night, but she pulled a vagina block."
"Man, that sucks."

or

"I forgot my rape whistle last night, so when this guy pulled out his dick, I had to use the vagina block instead."

Vagina Block by OET March 26, 2009