semen

*sip sip sip oh wait sorry a- semen is sticky white pee with sperms in it. uhh you did not see that

*sip sip sip sip uuuuuu you did not see me sipping that semen- I MEAN MILK

by anonymous December 16, 2020

semen

the thing that cums out of me

look my semen!

Fuck off Zade stop eating it!

by chairs are cool August 20, 2023

Semen demon

A male cum slut that is hot and will do very evil things for cum

Look at that semen demon over there

by Mansen June 5, 2024

semen oyster

A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.

All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!

by Hunter Biden January 22, 2024

semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand

I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.

by suryothomere October 8, 2018

Semenical

An adjective that can be used when relating to something that makes you "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.

"That joke was burstingly semenical that I squirted!"

"Presto's lack of ability to spell filled me with such semenical laughter that I just about exploded in my pants"

"The size of Mitchel's dick is semenically hilarious"

by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011

semen

yo why u looking this up your pervert-ass bitch

get off the urbdic if youre looking up semen

by fc2078 January 18, 2021