semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand

I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.

by suryothomere October 8, 2018

Drug Man

Mitchell. Mitchell is the true drug man. Always has been, always will be.

Mitchell: I am the true Drug Man. It’s still $15 a gram bitch.
*zips up fly*

by suryothomere August 11, 2020

Mitchell

A person who definitely makes out with his own father, most likely even spreads his cheeks for him as well. He also smokes copious amounts of weed and vapes like a high schooler.

Philip: You know Mitchell?

Surya: Yeah, I do.

Philip: He kisses his dad bro.

Surya: Not surprised tbh, he takes it in the ass from him too I bet

Philip: ……he does

by suryothomere February 28, 2022