Mitchell

A person who definitely makes out with his own father, most likely even spreads his cheeks for him as well. He also smokes copious amounts of weed and vapes like a high schooler.

Philip: You know Mitchell?

Surya: Yeah, I do.

Philip: He kisses his dad bro.

Surya: Not surprised tbh, he takes it in the ass from him too I bet

Philip: ……he does

by suryothomere February 28, 2022

semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand

I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.

by suryothomere October 08, 2018

Drug Man

Mitchell. Mitchell is the true drug man. Always has been, always will be.

Mitchell: I am the true Drug Man. It’s still $15 a gram bitch.
*zips up fly*

by suryothomere August 11, 2020