An ancient Greek philosopher who claimed "life is like a long hard cock..." and croaked before he could finish. Many scholars believe he could have ended the sentence in many ways, but the most popular is "and at the end there is only the Tate"
Testicles often countered Plato in his teachings, but they both met there demise in philosophical means. By reaching the great Tate.
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(v.) the act of texting while attempting to conceal the phone under a table or desk and close to the legs in order to draw limited attention from superiors; often performed during boring meetings or classes
Jessica: Oh, John just sent me this really nice text.
Alice: But I thought he was in a meeting.
Jessica: He is: he was testicle texting.
Alice: But I thought he was in a meeting.
Jessica: He is: he was testicle texting.
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