Alabama Thigh Rub

When your morbidly obese girlfriend walks a mile in the hot Alabama sun and comes home drenched in sweat, and later gets eaten out by her brother and 3 cousins.

“Damn Rufus yo sister is looking thick as fuck and mighty sweaty, looks delicious for your entire family.” “Dinner is served!”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub”

by Young Joust December 17, 2021

thigh strangler

someone who has sexy and thicc thighs and uses them to kill people

look thigh strangler is behind you

by chai patti September 28, 2021

Thighs

The most comfortable pillow that is best provided by a female or femboy

Friend1: Did you hear?
Friend2: Hear what?
Friend:1 Rumor says that some guy around here has an obsession with femboy thighs
Friend2: Welp couldn't be me!

by NellyClowns October 28, 2022

Kolton's thigh

Kolton's Thighs. Better Known As The Flab Lords Consist Of Stickmen With High Amounts Of Excess Flesh Under The Waist. The Kolton's Thighs When Touched Of The Slightest It Can Jiggle Intently. It Smells Like Salsa and Vinegar. People Enjoy Worshiping Kolton's Thighs. People With The Extraordinary Disease Enjoy Terrorizing Little Kids At The Park. People Ether Worship Or Cower In Fear When Kolton's Thighs Are In Sight.

Kolton's Thighs are very jiggly and moist.

I love to worship Kolton's Thighs

by Moistjiggle May 28, 2022

Guy Thigh

When your thigh is touching someone else's thigh

GOD DAMN IT RICHAD STOP BEING A GUY THIGH

by Jake Roon November 30, 2016

thigh swoosh

The noise your thighs generate when wearing nylons when walking.

The thigh swoosh prompted me to remove my nylons.

by Ms. Swoosh September 25, 2013

big boi thighs

If someone has big boi thighs you go up to them and "fall" and if they're nice, they will ask," Are you okay?" and if they do, try to get to know them and if this works, you will maybe become friends.

you "trip and fall." omg, are you okay?" you: yeah, I'm fine, thanks for asking. Usually people see me fall and either laugh, or act like they don't see me. the girl with big boi thighs (or boy) : well, i'm not one of those people. you: umm, I don't actually have some where to be, so do you wanna hang out some time? the girl with big boi thighs (or boy): Sure, I'd love to. ( you should know the rest, I think?)

by I'm bored, again@ThatOneGuy46 April 22, 2023