brain blip

When performing a perfunctory task, you suddenly
realize you can't recall if you did it or not! Or you
find yourself somewhere and cannot recall how or why
you got there.

He found himself looking into the refrigerator but couldn't
recall how or why he got there; surely it was a brain blip!

by Pamelot July 20, 2010

brain diddle

When you're brain begins to wander off and alert you.

Michael: so why did you comment me?
Jazmine: oh i had a brain diddle

Tony: is it ok if i say hi to her?
Jazmine: well did you get a brain diddle?

Sara: did you get all of that?
Jazmine: wait i'm getting a brain diddle.

by jaaaazrose March 1, 2009

Brain Jacked

Adjective:

Very Very Smart. When the brain muscle is so jacked, you are unbeliveably Smart.

Modification of the Word Jacked, meaning very muscular or strong.

Person 1: Dude, I cannot Get this Question, its Redonk
Person 2: Bro, you just have to use the Binomial Expansion
Person 1: Holy Shit dude, your fucking Brain Jacked

by newom123 September 20, 2009

brain breaker

Something so inconceivably fucked-up that it causes actual mental damage.

OK, who can't understand that a NY TV reality show personality WOULDN'T solicit a foreign country for election assistance?
That would be a brain breaker...

by YAWA January 25, 2020

Brain Sex

Deep intellectual intercourse between people.

We talked about Tolstoy for hours last night. It was total brain sex!

by The Manwhore May 18, 2011

Brain Malfunction

When your brain physically is unable to respond or comprehend at most times.

"I tried to talk sense in to Rick Santorum, but he has a brain malfunction"

by Prokrustesseng January 13, 2012

MBA Brain

An expensive waste of an advanced college degree that obliterates any common sense you had may have had left causing you to make ridiculously irrational choices

I watched a dozen recent grads from the masters in business program fail to be able to divide a dinner check by twelve. It must be that damn MBA brain, those fools couldn't fight there way out of a paper bag.

by MBA LIVIN LIFE October 19, 2014