Seed

Some one who can't hold it together in public or around hotties. Usually to hyper to cope with and tells awkward and boring stories about his or her "awesome" life... Downtown Windsor promoters or guidos are seeds.

person A: Yo broski check out my sweet due
person B: Don't be a seed...

by munchit! September 28, 2010

sneed

When semen shoots out your nose and ass at the same time (because you were blowing men and taking it up the ass all night).

Ah man, Dan's been sneeding all day long. Musta been a rough night with his dad and uncle.

by eshelon December 17, 2019

seed

another meaning for seed would be in baseball terms:

(v.) to hit the ball or throw the ball super hard
(n.) the action of hitting or throwing the ball super hard

3. this word can also be used in daily life in replacement for hit something far or hard

Jimmy seeded the ball to the shortstop.

Jimmy just hit a God damn seed to the shortstop.

3. I seeded that chick with my paper ball.

by johnny appleseeddfgsdfg December 17, 2008

bird seed

A bird seed is a skanky girl who claims she's a St. Louis Cardinals fan.

e.x. look at all this bird seed on opening day.

e.x. Joe just went to the game for the bird seed.

by sheila tits. April 19, 2011

White Scorpian Seed

A drug commonly found in Western Columbia, found on the white sand beaches near scorpian dens. Made when a male accidentally fertilizes a white barked Willow tree acorn. Commonly smuggled to Texas by Columbian coffee importers. The drug is five times as potent as one shot of a Green Dragon. As they say , "It will keep you trippin' fo' weeeeeks!"

Dude, I just got off the longest white scorpian seed trip!

by Anonymuos January 16, 2008

Sowing the seeds

A form of bad caucasian dancing. Make two 'casting the seeds' motions from the hip, first to one side then the other, while basically walking in place.

'Oh man, I saw someone sowing the seeds at the disco last night.'

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

Need for Sneed

The necessity of a sexual relationship with a "crispy" African American by the name of William Sneed the Third.

I Janay has the Need for Sneed!
No she likes perry!

by LeNelson October 26, 2011