singlesnet

A website where losers go to meet other losers.

I met my loser boyfriend on singlesnet

by a satisfied loser September 17, 2010

single "t"

The act of having a person, boss, or friend miss spell your name that ends with 2-t’s in a email, text or facebook post. From that point you are referred to as one-t, single-t or just plain old “t”.

what up single "t"!

by Ice Fishing October 21, 2010

single but unavailable

someone fucked you up mental and you don't have anymore trust left to give. someone fucked with your heart and broke it so your heartless and want nothing to do with a relationship

boy: yo ma are you single?
girl: yea i'm single but unavailable

boy: who hurt you?

by missgoddess January 2, 2020

Hot Single Mom

It's what you're supposed have hot meaty sex with, says every ad in existence. Well turns out the ads were right! You have to have sex with every single mom ever to exist you little pussies, it's for the benefit of making to share your huge schlong to everyone of them, hopefully you will be inspired to have sex with them.

Man i just had sex with a Hot Single Mom

by Smedgewic January 9, 2021

single king

A guy who has the status of being too good for a girlfriend. One who plays the game but doesn't let the game play him.

Single kings usually hunt in packs, but a ruling of every man for himself usually applies to most prowling situations.

"Who cares if you have a girlfriend? The same pussy gets boring...the world is my oyster...or maybe even sweaty clam"

by Mambo February 16, 2005

Singleton

A single sock missing it’s other that would make it a complete pair.

Wtf Scott, you and all your mismatched socks! What are you going to do with that singleton you pulled out of the laundry basket? Put it in your drawer by itself?!?

by ScottySez April 27, 2020

SUPER SINGLE

THE STATE OF BEING OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP SO LONG YOU'D BE READY TO HOOK UP WITH JUST ABOUT ANYONE...

SANDRA: OOOO HE'S SINGLE, SHOULD I GET WITH HIM?

CARRIE: SANDRA, HELL NO, HE IS BUTT UGLY

SANDRA: UGH! I BEEN SINGLE SO LONG, I NEED SOMEBODY

CARRIE: GIRL SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE super single.

by KEKE BISH January 15, 2011