flute section

Flute players are the whores of the marching band. Their existance on the field is pointless, seeing as they always miss their dots and suck at their instruments. You can't hear them at all, anyway.
If you play flute, you are probably a whore. Flutes throw their skinny, ugly whore bodies at the drumline boys, in hopes that they can date a "HOTT" snare drummer. If you are a girl in drumline, a flute is likely to befriend you in a sad attempt to get closer to drumline boys.

Flutes will try to switch to oboe or bassoon or even percussion to be able to spend time with drumline boys. But the percussion director won't let them because (s)he hates all band kids. Period.

Drumline girl: Oh my gosh, ew. Look at that flute section. They're so ugly. If they spent as much time practicing their flute as they did stalking the drumline, they'd be amazing.
Oboe/bassoon girl: People in the flute section are ugly and stupid. They could never handle the pressure of playing a double reed instrument.
Drumline boy: I wish these flute section whores would leave us alone. They're ugly as hell.

Flute section: Wow, I bet all these people in drumline love us!

by bassoonsarebeast November 22, 2010

Santina

Fucking slut who sucks people off all day , looks Chinese when they laugh and they got some flat ass and an ugly foot. She is easily dealt and for £10 you can fuck with a condom and with £20 you don’t use a condom , you can use a vibrator

“Hey have you seen Santina “
“Oh that Chinese cunt”

by SUFFIELD36 June 13, 2019

Santiago

He is a top tier foot hoover, he will sober all over those toes while making love to you. You will hear him screaming princess at the top of his lungs while choking on the toenail he chomped off earlier that evening. He also may sneak off to find your little sister so be careful when he leaves the room.

Santiago stop touching my sisters toes

by alexisgod October 27, 2020

Santiago

An Awsome dude who is pretty sus and likes to eat waffles for a living and is dumb.

Billy: You see that guy Santiago
Jennifer: Yeah he’s a bitch

by anonymous April 6, 2021

Jailhouse C-section

the stitches given to an inmates but hole after being screwed by another inmate.

Jim was in so much pain when he came out of jail. He had to get a Jailhouse C-section

by Ironman_1 November 3, 2012

santigre

adj. unable to bad-mouth sex.

"Grandma, you're so santigre - dance with my club!"

by Samuel L. Jackson June 16, 2003

Santiago

The name Santiago states lord of McDonald’s and at times his ego gets as big as his belly (which is very big) he never is able to pull women and it the type to call a football team ass thought the television

Wow did you see that guy he’s such a “Santiago”

by Big dic truth November 22, 2021