Definitions by alexisgod

Santiago 

He is a top tier foot hoover, he will sober all over those toes while making love to you. You will hear him screaming princess at the top of his lungs while choking on the toenail he chomped off earlier that evening. He also may sneak off to find your little sister so be careful when he leaves the room.

Santiago stop touching my sisters toes

Santiago by alexisgod October 27, 2020

Santiago 

Short and lies about his height, don't trust him with babies!!!

Santiago is shorter than I thought

Santiago by alexisgod October 27, 2020

Craig 

Shit at iMessage games

oh Craig how did you lose again

Craig by alexisgod October 27, 2020

Dan Charles 

Absolute unit

OOF look at dan Charles he is an absolute unit

Dan Charles by alexisgod October 27, 2020

Bekah 

always right, best person ever, pure perfection, no faults what so ever...

I can't believe how amazing Bekah is

Bekah by alexisgod October 27, 2020