Andie's Secret Society

A secret society ran by Andie (unfunny person), also known as A.S.S

I'm going to join Andie's Secret Society!

by DoverTheDawg March 6, 2021

my secret family

A 1995 novel on the topic of weight loss, cutting, and other disorders common with teens and young adults.
#mysecretfamily is a 'secret club' hashtag to infer alignment to a disorder or specified by any of the characters in the book: #Ana - Anorexia, #Mia- Bulimia, #Sue - Suicidal, #Sophie - Schizophrena, #Max - Anxiety, etc.

Feeling #sue today. Spoke to #mia after lunch. #my secret family

by RacheRache May 16, 2018

secret hand shake

when someone jacks off in public and noone finds out about it

Ryan St.Clair was Secret hand shaking himself during 7th period in public and noone noticed

by Mike from school December 8, 2004

victorias secret angel

models for Victorias Secret. the most sexy, beautiful, perfect women you can find. all girls want to be them. they are toned, curvy, skinny bombshells that girls look at as inspiration

"who is that on your computer?"
"oh, she a victorias secret angel."
"dude, in your dreams"

by Britney Rivers March 7, 2014

secret donkey punch

It is the same concept as the original "donkey punch," but with a twist. During Anal sex just before ejaculating instead of the obvious knuckles to the back of the head have any weighted object on a high point above the recievers head and give it a lil nudge. Thus causeing the pain which tightens the anus. The best part about it is she will never know, and you can avoid the process of police intervention.

I gave my girlfriend a secret donkey punch, so I can have anal sex again later.

by Zak A September 8, 2006

The Terrible Secret Of Space

Space has a terrible power!

Do you have stairs in your house? We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

by Bamlet August 28, 2008

SB (secret bae)

SB (acronym for Secret Bae) is a covert way to refer to a new romantic partner before it would be socially and/or legally acceptable to have a new romantic partner.

Mackenzie: Why do they call me Mackenzie SB (Secret Bae)?

Courtney: Girl, my divorce ain't final yet, gotta keep it on the down low.

by BZ_BB_843 April 29, 2022