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Scissor

1- Two slender blades attached together near the top on an axis, with two handles affixed to the top. Common uses include school projects, surgeries, and haircuts.

2- A search made by horny teenagers/adults that are trying to get wet by finding stories about lesbian sex.
1- Hey, hand me those scissors- I need to cut some paper.

2- *thinking* What search can I make that’s not restricted by my parents/spouse/myself? Aha, scissor!
by TheForgottenMystic November 9, 2022
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Scissoring

The hand signal from AEW tag team the Acclaimed in which one holds their hands in a scissor handshake
National Scissoring Day
by BYOH September 28, 2022
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Scissoring

It only happens when Daddy Ass is in the house!
Daddy's ass was scissoring some pink shirts!
by Lost snowman October 5, 2022
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Scissoru

The act of two lesbians scissoring in a suburu

because everyone knows suburus are for lesbians.
Did you see those two girls in that car over there?

I think they were doing a scissoru.
by Velvet Pimpson January 8, 2023
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scissor shake

When you shake hands using the fagina by surprise
Chelsea came in for a handshake and I slipped her the scissor shake.
by Steve in SD January 26, 2023
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scissor pass

When two girls are scissoring and pass contraband from one girl to the other. Something commonly seen in a jail or prison.
Dude where did you get those drugs from?? I scissor passed with my celly last night!
by Marg Rita February 9, 2023
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Shitsophrenia

A condition where you poop so much you start hallucinating
Man, last night I crapped so hard I thought I saw my dead cat. Now I’m afraid I have shitsophrenia.
by Roachnutt March 25, 2023
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