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duck salad

When one person masturbates a penis using an armpit.
Benny: Hey Catherine, let's have sex.
Catherine: I'm a virgin, and I don't want to. How about you fuck my armpit?
Benny: Ew, I don't want to do the duck salad with you.
duck salad by Armpit lover February 25, 2011

lebanese salad 

A muff so hairy that it hides the clit.
I went down on her but it was like trying to find the bell pepper in a Lebanese salad.
lebanese salad by Decoy238 April 17, 2020

jungkooks.salad 

Jungkooks.salad Is A Fanpage On The Famous App Named TikTok, On TikTok, Jungkooks.salad Creates BTS Related Content And Tries Her Best To Make Everyone Smile! Some People May Even Call Her The CEO Of :) As She Uses It After Almost Every Sentence! The TikTok Fanpage Jungkooks.Salad Has Over 1000 Followers, And At The Moment Has Roughly Around 1600.
This FanPage Currently Has No FanPages, Yet They Have Never Asked For One, Just Like They Never Ask For Likes Follows Or Any Interactions, She Let’s The People Viewing Her Video Treat The Videos However They Like, Unless It Can Hurt Or Upset Anyone Else.
Jungkooks.Salad Is A Great Fanpage!
jungkooks.salad by No Shush Man December 23, 2020

zesty salad 

A date that obviously comes off as harmless. Usually has a deep devoted interest in a very random nerdy topic.
I'm going out tonight, Loree. Don't worry, my date is a total zesty salad!
zesty salad by DumdumNation November 3, 2022

Croall Salad 

When someone receives an excruciating wedgie (going over their head) until their underpants are ripped whilst someone else plays with their balls and pubes, followed by an intense spanking
"Don't make me give you a Croall Salad".

The Michigan Chicken Salad 

Ingredients:

- This requires at least 3 people, two of them males.

- 1 lb chicken breast
- salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
- 1/4 lb Traverse City cherries
- Lube optional

Take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. Cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. Heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. Cook chicken for approximately 15 - 20 minutes.

One person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their anus in the air and fully exposed. Place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed anus. Add some Traverse City cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.

At least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the anus of the upside down person. Let rest for 10 minutes.

Remove the contents from the anus and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.

Serves 10.
They served The Michigan Chicken Salad at the barbecue today. Everyone loved it, although it was a bit too salty.