stoked

being pumped up while doing somthing.

Im so stoked, i just pulled a sweet trick.

by wedge April 12, 2003

Stoned

The state of being repeatedly hit in the head or any other place on your body with stones. The state of being "stoned" is usually a result of a "stoning". Getting stoned SUCKS, and hurts like a bitch.

Charles: Dude what happened!? You have bruises and cuts everywhere!
White Supremacist: Yeah man, I was in front of the NCAAP doing some chants and.... well lets just say i got stoned.
Charles: Weird...

by SealingPhan April 18, 2009

stoned face

the face of kangaroo which is silly and stupid, generally just staring blankly and chewing something without thinking

see that dumb kangaroo has such a stupid stoned face.

by im not kangaroo December 22, 2010

stolen base

A stolen base is when after reaching first base, you may try to engage your partner to get the next base in a stealthy way.

Tony and Amy kissed. Then he grabbed her by the boobs while they kissed without her noticing. He is credited with a stolen base.

by stolen base November 21, 2014

stoned

Something Whitey has been doing a lot lately

I'm a bad boy! Therefore I'll get stoned

by ilovefeet August 4, 2003

Rosetta Stoned

When someone not ordinarily prone to party, live it up, or be out of control does just that.

Man, Michael Phelps got cold busted getting Rosetta Stoned.

by Otto the Orange February 3, 2009

stonedrunk

The condition of being stoned and drunk at the same time.

We drank some Green Dragon in our hotel room and went watersliding stonedrunk.

-or-

I had a mickey of Vodka and did some bong rips, it got me really stonedrunk.

by thanielusher May 10, 2006