smashed crab

"That girl has a smashed crab"
by Carl December 02, 2003
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smashed kebab

what a womans bits look like after a hammering
geez head . . . your cunt looks like a smashed kebab
by paul March 19, 2004
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Regan Smashed

A state of inebriation, originating from the Mikhail Gorbachev scale of absolute inebriety, as a result of alcoholic consumption. In this case, the consumed volume is excessive. An individual who has found him/herself in this specific state will not know so, nor will that person be able to perform simple voluntary actions such as walking/standing, speaking comprehensively, or in extreme cases (although not uncommon) remaining concious.
Maverick to Rob: "Dude, Jeramiah is so fucking Regan Smashed right now..."
by ReganSmash April 07, 2009
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Sandy Smash

When a girl lays a smackdown on her ex and homewrecker by smashing there heads together on the dance floor. Then the homewreckers friend goes up to the girl and asks if she had punched her friend and the girl goes "hell yea" and punches the homewreckers friend in the face as well!
Be careful u dont' wanna piss her off and have her sandy smash ur ass!!
by hulk408 September 03, 2008
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Manjeet Smash

Something that you say after you have physically violated someone, just to let them know who's in charge.
*After hitting you in the face with a badminton racket* Manjeet Smash !
by Manjeet the Almighty March 21, 2009
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Smash It And Cash It

Basically, it's synonymous to "Hit it and Quit it". Smash it and Cash It refers to having sex, (Smash It), and then bragging to all your friends, (Cash It).

It can also be used as: You have sex with a prostitute (Smash It) and then pay her (Cash It).
Smash It And Cash it Charlie!

No way Dude, she's more to me than a cheap hoe!
by I am God, Lawl. March 27, 2011
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smash and grab

A term used for a female you would have sex with but nothing else. One night stand type of female. I.e you would 'smash and grab' her but wouldn't be seen in public with her or let her meet your mum.
Look at that filthy piece over there, she is worth a smash and grab.
by vigvam1 July 28, 2010
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