Reading Roast Dinner

A sex act involving two consenting adults of either gender.

Meat and two veg - ALL IN

I'm feeling freaky, it's a Reading Roast Dinner or nothing and I mean to have you even if it's by burglary!

by the plagiarist July 1, 2011

reading coma

The act of being so engrossed in a book or magazine that you become oblivious to the world around you for hours at a time.

I tried getting in touch with Sam three days ago but every since he started reading that new novel he has stopped communicating.

Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.

by SFygmnt March 14, 2014

recademic

Something that is recommended and academic.

It is recademic to study before partying.

by Twerking Cat July 3, 2015

reading the news

A term for masturbation.

Person A) Where's David
Person B) He's upstairs in his room reading the news

by A term for masturbation October 10, 2015

read and chill

When you are so poor that you can't afford Netflix, internet and neither cable television, so you have to go to the attic, pick something to read with your "friend" for a short time before starting to fuck.

*After pretending to have read something*

Person 1: I don't like the main character, it's very unoriginal
Person 2: Ok... can we just fuck now?
Person 1: I thought we would just read and chill!

by full_of_swag October 12, 2016

readaphile

Prolific reader of books,magazines etc to the point of obsession.

Brian: Please please lend me a book, any book, I can`t go on without one.
Kev: Shut it Brian you`re becoming such a readaphile.

by robbie rover June 1, 2016

ready whip

A penis that is ready to ejaculate at a moments notice.

My man has a true case of ready whip, ready to blow anytime I need it to.

by Corvieus April 22, 2017