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Reality Shifting

A botched pseudoscience of multiversal theory that has no real backing, aside from stories. It’s effectively guided meditation along with lucid dreaming that doesn’t make much sense when you really look into it.
Person 1: I participated in reality shifting yesterday! Wrote the script and everything.
Person 2: I heard of that- isn’t it just lucid dreaming?
Person 1: No, I saw it on the internet, it has to be true!
by Funkychicken42 July 17, 2022
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Realtor

a person who sales houses not to beconfused with a person who is REAL!
Tiny Said Princess was a realtor for trying to act redneck.(incorrect

The Realtor Sold a house today! (correct)
by somewhere over the rainbow January 15, 2008
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Long Distance Realationship

The beginning of a very long break up.
"Caleb is leaving for college, him and Joy are planning on having a long distance realationship"
by joynessrocks August 10, 2009
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Reality Lol

When something, usually while Instant Messaging, makes you laugh out loud, but not in the shallow, generic, abyss-filling, inane sense that "Laugh Out Loud" is used for nowdays; actual, real life laughter.

Not a lol or a rofl or a lmao.

An actual laugh.

You remember, real emotion?
Generic #1- Yeah lol like lol so I was like, lol, right?
Generic #2- OMFG yeah lol
Generic #1- lol
Generic #2- lol
Generic #1- lol

***AS OPPOSED TO***

Human- *reality lol* that was really, really genuinely funny.
by CharlieGiggles October 25, 2009
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Realtin

An Irish name meaning star.

They are so beautiful and funny even though sometimes annoying.
Whoa look at realtin”
by Retep10 December 23, 2018
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realationship

An offline relationship in reality in defiance of social networking in virtual reality.
We now have a realationship after having had a fleeting online relationship.
by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008
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Reality check

When you snort coke while on ecstasy. Try it and you'll know what I mean.
Me and Brett left to go do some reality checks in the car during the concert
by lhsgirll February 2, 2017
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