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piddlestick

1. something you yell when a child is in the room to replace a swear word.

2. a cuddly name for a penis.
1. yelling at friend...YOUR SUCH A ( sees little brother ) piddlestick...

2. Hey kids, wanna see my piddlestick? o.O
by ninjafightsamonster April 23, 2011
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Piddledick

A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down.
Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick!
by Justin Vrahnos August 22, 2008
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Chest Puddles

Large, mushy boobs that melt into wide puddles when the woman lies on her back.
Her rack looked epic when she was in her bra, but as soon as she took it off and lay down on her back, they turned into chest puddles.
by The Colonel February 27, 2006
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FLESH PEDDLER

Not to be confused with a pimp or madame (those who prostitute men or women of age), A FLESH PEDDLER is a sick, twisted fuck who is in charge of prostituting under-aged children (ages 6-14).
FLESH PEDDLERS can be found in the redlight districts of Europe and Asia and the rooms that put the child and adult up for the night usually have hidden cameras to be sold in the underground black markets.

Families who are in debt sadly have children sometimes just to raise them and sell them to FLESH PEDDLERS to recieve large pay amounts in order to support themselves and the child/children they already have and wanna keep. Welcome to real life, boys & girls. Where's GOD now and where has he ever been for these lost souls?
by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003
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paddle

verb: to use a board, wooden spoon, hairbrush, bathbrush and the like to spank a naughty girl on her bare ass.
i turner her over my knee and paddled her raw!
by Anonymous September 7, 2003
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Paddle Boat

When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)
"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."
by shewes February 3, 2009
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Puddlegrub

diseased homeless prostitute, who at the end of the day squats over a puddle in the gutter to wash out her vagina.
The puddlegrub's vagina was particularly dirty that night
by Vonrell-Pollix November 28, 2009
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