scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

by MikeG5 August 17, 2016

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Crown the porker

See who can take home the biggest/fattest bitch from the bar.

Hey bud let's play crown the porker?

by WOW Inc. March 2, 2019

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Related Words

Porkel • porkeling • Pörkelöten • Porcelain Challenge • porker • porked • perkele • porkey • porcelain bus • Porcelain Funnel Cake

managing by perkele

refering to the finnish way of managing by loud yelling and threats

my boss Mikko was managing by perkele last night.

by mauno_kollatti September 15, 2021

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Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022

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Dropping bombs on porcelain town

1) To release a vicious poop into a toilet

Id steer clear of the bathroom, someone is dropping bombs on porcelain town.

by EffectiveElm413 March 20, 2024

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Wichita Style Porker

A sandwich consisting of an entire pig (occasionally coated in barbecue sauce) between two slices of buttered bread

Guy 1: Haha, very funny, seriously what do you want?
Guy 2: I’ve been to SEVEN FUCKING STORES. NOT A SINGLE ONE HAD A WICHITA STYLE PORKER AND I’M GETTING FED UP!

by TheJonkler September 10, 2024

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