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Definitions by TheJonkler

Day Of Imbalance 

The day a god of chaos is unleashed onto mankind, causing hell on earth.
guy 1: Everything is all wrong, what’s happening!?
guy 2: It’s the day of imbalance.
Day Of Imbalance by TheJonkler October 1, 2024

Wichita Style Porker 

A sandwich consisting of an entire pig (occasionally coated in barbecue sauce) between two slices of buttered bread
Guy 1: Haha, very funny, seriously what do you want?
Guy 2: I’ve been to SEVEN FUCKING STORES. NOT A SINGLE ONE HAD A WICHITA STYLE PORKER AND I’M GETTING FED UP!
Wichita Style Porker by TheJonkler September 10, 2024