petting

Groping, fondling

He started petting her, running his hands all over her body.

by BasilGreen May 13, 2003

Pettersen scale

A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide

"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"

by Stefanowicz January 15, 2008

Petting her knee caps

To finger a girl in the vagina, or rub her clitoris. Commonly derived from the movie Fubar.

Yeah man, never banged her, I was just petting her knee caps.

by Condog4 September 14, 2009

Peppermint Patty

Verb- the insertion of mint flavored Skoal into your partner's anal cavity and then the subsequent discharge of the minty treat into your mouth.

Craig - Damnit! I forgot Skoal at the gas station...

Josh- What do you need that for?

Craig - I was going to give your mom a peppermint patty for Valentine's Day.

by Reebop February 16, 2014

Petting Zoo

When a female rubs a man's private part for countless hours, getting him hard, but doesn't make him ejaculate. This leads to an excruciating case of blue balls

Brooke stroked Max's penis for 3 hours and in the morning he couldn't even walk without finishing in the shower. He definitely had a bad time from the petting zoo.

by Steven S Smith September 19, 2012

Petey Pablo

Crazy ass ugly muthafucka who started his career by telling north carolina to take their shirts of and spin them around their heads like a helicopter.

Petey Pablo is a crazy muthafucka.

by Earl Foote February 4, 2005

petter ass

Someone who is sexually attracted to minors; a pedophile.

When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a petter ass.

by not mike ditka October 28, 2004