Mailbot

its outer hull was forged in the fires of kabul as a symbol of independence. this innocent atv actually contains a fusion reactor capable of running continuously and autonimously. codenamed "harvey", only 2 units have been deployed since its induction.

Vistors - what is that????
Noid - our saviour
C - it's people like you is why we will side with the machines

by Foug March 12, 2005

F-Mail

F-mail is shortened from the term "facebook mail" which is the private message service provided for facebook accounts.

Dude, i lost my phone. If you need to contact me just F-Mail me

by GillesBáthory May 5, 2009

fart mail

when you record a fart with your cell phone and send it via messaging app ie: Facebook messenger, imessage etc

i just sent jesse fart mail

by dan5000 May 20, 2015

Scum mail

When a person of the opposite sex sends your significant other a message via any messaging or social media platform, etc. and they are not worthy.

You got scum mail.

"Babe who just snapped you?"

"Oh, don't worry boo that's just scum mail."

by MeganAmerica February 17, 2017

Mailee

A weird, I mean like REALLY weird person that probably has a mind set of a 4 year old, childish and funny ofc😏
A total narcissist, And again, Weirdddd🤪(warning, you WILL lose brain cells talking to a Mailee) if you naturally spot a Mailee eating or sleeping and even on her phone, don’t EVER Disturb it.

People, children, everyone... don’t be a Mailee 😂 (Take me for example)

by Some.Random.Child May 12, 2018

junk mail

shit that takes up space in your mailbox or e-mail that you don't want

it would be funny to send the people who mail you the junk mail a bunch of crap so you can block up their e-mail

by lunar shadows August 2, 2004

knee mail

n. a prayer to God, or whatever higher being you believe in

"My girlfriend is "late" on her period,I better send out some knee mail"

by Billy Boyce July 5, 2005