monocaniest

A person with one dog.

Sue just got her first dog, she's now a monocaniest.

by dkrnet June 17, 2011

Menopausifist

A teenager going through menopause because of their creepiness.

-I feel bad for that menopausifist in high school.

by Bubbbly November 26, 2011

mono viewer

A person who is prone to having a single channel, narrow view or perception, often to suit their own circumstances or belief system. A person lacking in the skill of holding an objective view.

He is a political mono viewer

by BJocka September 16, 2013

monoboobliosis

The chronic wearing of a sports bra instead of a regular bra. Mono boob is the non-chronic condition.

God Damn it! My Girlfriend wears a sports bra everyday. She is suffering from monoboobliosis!

by Tappytap December 8, 2013

mono bait

Any girl or guy who has sores around their mouth, possiby acne, and looks the part.

"Hey Sam, that girl has a nice body, why don't you give her a try"? "Naw, chk out her face, definitely mono bait."

by penis1foot January 26, 2014

mono compliment

A compliment directed towards oneself. Can sometimes be perceived as being arrogant, self-centered, or cocky. Used by only the most amazing individuals.

"so I said to my self, self you are truly amazing."

"If I was any more amazing I would be God."

"I wake up in the morning not feeling like P.Diddy."

Person 1: "I am so amazing."

Person 2: "If it wasn't for mono compliments you wouldn't get any."

by assbergers sounds tasty April 30, 2014

Monobollocked

A person in possession of a singular testicle

GF: Hey Arabian goggle me
BF: I cant im monobollocked

by SeparateBark May 7, 2015