word is mond

same as word up
mond:The modified Newtonian dynamics (MOND) is a physical theory which attempts to explain the galaxy rotation problem by changing Newton's law of motion. (The more mainstream approach to explain this problem postulates the existence of dark matter.) MOND was proposed in 1983 by Mordehai Milgrom.

so it reverses newtons law so what goes up does not come down

if your about to have a fight with your girl but instead you had sex it is the oppisite outcome that should have happened

"dude my baby mama was about to fight with me for finding some texts from another girl in my cell phone but instead...but we ended up bumping uglies instead of fighting"

"word is mond, word is mond"

by spekc October 7, 2007

tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday

Apparently from the book 'Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness' by Bryan Lee O'Malley..... Meaning is unsure of though we think it can be used as a means of intimidation.....
Started being said because it was thought that it was funny, BUT IT'S NOT!!! ok maybe just a little......

Girl1)Now ur walking faster?
Girl2)Well i would but he's in my way!
Boy)Is that some kind of fat joke?
Girl2)Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday!(as she and girl1 walk away)
Girl1)OMG that was sooo stupid!

by Shadow_Casters' Friend October 21, 2010

The Mond

Abbreviation for Dickmond, a rather piss-poor boss.

I suppose The Mond will be knob slapping The Captain today

by Cock Flasp August 17, 2006

man crush monday

the one male you desire
A time where you and your loved one can get naughty😉.

Oo it’s man crush monday and my boyfriends home alone!

by jamesg456 March 16, 2020

Monday

Monday. The worst day EVER! Like if you agree

Me: Its Monday tommorow
Friend: Bruh..
Me: I know

by Lil.Pandad August 21, 2019

Pirates Monday

Going for what sounds like a nice quiet dinner at Pirates Steakhouse in Diep River, with such amazing company as Ryan and Ricky Fourie, Gareth and GF, Tanzyn, Lisa and Chris, when Ryan out of no where claims he had an Ex girlfriend in New Zealand by the name of Ahora, and all hell breaking loose from there onwards. Including facebook status hacking, homo erotic insults, midget/modget abuse, neighbouring table annoyance to mention but a few of the fun unplanned activities.

I laughed so hard i shat blood, but it still doesnt beat that one Pirates Monday

by ultrachris2000 September 29, 2010

misgender margot monday

monday is the day we all get use "she" instead of "they"

on margot

Sophia: "Look! They are right there."
Logan: "Sophia, you cant use "they" on margot! It's misgender margot monday."

by mypseudonymong March 8, 2022