Maths

The Improper way of spelling /saying "Math". British people use it because the queen taught them. "Math" sounds better than "Maths" and if you do say the latter, you are VERY stupid because "Math" is ONE THING. A SUBJECT.

Brit:Im going off to maths now! Pip Pip Cheerio!
*Smart guy Shoots off Brit's Kneecap*
Smart Guy: You're an idiot. Im gonna make sure you do not contaminate the rest of the world by saying "Maths"!
*Smart guy shoots off Brit's balls*
Brit: Ill hang myself after Maths Cl...
*Smart Guy fires the rest of the clip into Brit's head*

by Sam Douglas July 18, 2005

Mathsterbate

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cummulative frequency

by Tom and Sarah May 30, 2006

methadone

A brief relationship or hookup used to get over a serious relationship.

Mike: Are you going to call that girl you hooked up with last night?

Dave:Nah, i just needed some methadone to get over Nancy

by mac May 13, 2005

Maths

Ironically hated by most def. writers, because without maths, there would be no urbandictionary, no internet, and no computers...

Still, it's one of the most pointless subjects in the world...

2+2 is 5, 5+5 is 15 3+3 is 97,800,678

by PulpDood August 26, 2005

Methacton

full of people who have invisable friends and cars. and make up girls names. hockey playing lacross playing fags.

methacton made up names: mandee and mel

by beast r us January 24, 2009

black ice meth

The most swaggity of drugs. It is black, it is see through kind of like obsidian, kind of like a black glassy substance and it is found on the ocean floor only in the Mediterranean and after being exposed to it, you experience very interesting dreams, yes, you get knocked out, of which you are floating out of your bed and you get stabbed, then you think it actually happens. It makes your eyes go outward crossed and makes your feet slowly turn backwards. It's honestly disgusting, and did I mention your fingers pop off?

Dude, did you get that new black ice meth, my feet are already turning!

by MaxiimumFire October 7, 2016

maths

Absolutley crap its the worst thing ever i mean in real life why would you need to know about x or y its a load of shite

O my god we got maths today
Oh no its sooooooo borin

by bby lou xxx January 27, 2007