Beat The Meat

1. a butchers job of pounding meat until it is tender.

2. a term used by butchers when they announce their going to masturbate but don't want any customers to find out what is really going on in the back room.

Butcher 1: Im going to go in the back room and beat the meat.
Butcher 2: Alright just don't beat it that hard or it will bruise

by TyBangLon March 15, 2011

Meat Sock

Elizabeth, taker of copious amounts of cock. A sleeve or sheath for a man's member.

My god, Elizabeth fucks so many guys, she's a regular meat sock, that is, a sock for some man's meat.

by kanzai43 January 20, 2009

beat the meat

A term for male mastubation (UK)

He liked to beat his meat whilst watching Anna Kournikova play tennis

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

meatosphere

1) The non Web 2.0 world.

2) The world outside of your parents' basement.

Steve: "Hey Stu, let's hit up the meatosphere and cruise some chicks!"

Stu: "I can't. Some jackass just blogged about how the new Captain Kirk is better than the old Captain Kirk and Captain Picard combined. Such untruths must not be perpetuated!"

Steve: "So instead of chasing tail, you want to argue about Star Wars with neckbeards from around the world. Man, what a loser."

by Mr. Narglesby December 7, 2009

Meagot

Australian slang- To be grossly intoxicated beyond the point of self control. Derived from "Maggot" Or the French word for drunk "Magot'"

"I went to the tavern and got MEAGOT" or "Man, look at that kid, he's so Meagot "

by Martyseemartydo July 13, 2006

meat magnets

A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.

I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.

by HillcrestStarbucks April 1, 2008

meat bump

When a man's pants are so tight that you can see the outlining of his penis

A man is squatting and you can see how big or small his penis is aka meat bump

by tito8900 June 2, 2009